CONTEST #476 OF 481, MAY 25, 2015

FIRST PLACE  "You've achieved closure." Submitted by Darren Gersh Chevy Chase, Md.

SECOND PLACE  "Any final thoughts?" Submitted by Dave Dubbe Yorktown, Va.

THIRD PLACE  "Perhaps we should reduce the dosage." Submitted by Matthew Bartlett New York, N.Y.

Joel's:

“You need to get out more.”

“Try thinking outside the box.”

“How long have you been afraid of mirrors, crosses, and garlic?”

“I would have understood if you’d cancelled the session.”

“There’s a process for winding down therapy.  You can’t just end it.” 

“I’m hearing that you want to feel alive again.”

“Say more about feeling ‘dead inside.’”

“What makes you think your marriage is dead?”