CONTEST #478 OF 481, JUNE 8, 2015

FIRST PLACE  "It was a partially dark and stormy night." Submitted by Kathryn El-Assal Middleton, Wisc.

SECOND PLACE  "An optimist would see the room as half dry." Submitted by Mark Conacher Toronto, Ont.

THIRD PLACE  "Not everything is about you." Submitted by Eric Tobiason Torrance, Calif.

Joel's:

“Well, look who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

“Do I need to turn off the electric blanket?”

“On the other hand, you were right about the skylight being beautiful.”