Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

CONTEST #470 OF 481, APRIL 13, 2015


FIRST PLACE
"Miley's here."  Submitted by Tyler Smith, New Haven, Conn.

SECOND PLACE
"Why, yes, I am interested in homeowner's insurance."  Submitted by Benjamin F. Remo, Easton, Md.
THIRD PLACE
"Hold on, I heard a knock."
Submitted by Bren Finan, Dublin,   Ireland


Joel's:

“We’ll come to your place. Our house is a wreck.”

“I’m hoping it’s Miley Cyrus.”

“I can’t believe we’re at the eve of destruction.”

“Our contractor thinks big.”

“Nobody knocks first anymore.”

“You know how Harry’s always walking around telling people ‘Take your best shot’?”

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