FIRST PLACE
"You did say you
wanted an earlier flight." Submitted by Jeremy Schlosberg
Merion, Pa.
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SECOND PLACE
"You've been
upgraded to pilot."
Submitted by Michael Lederman
Half Moon Bay, Calif.
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THIRD PLACE
"It's only a
twelve-second flight."
Submitted by Elisabeth Browning
Bala Cynwyd, Pa.
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Joel's:
“Actually, I don’ think there is a movie on this flight.”
“Can I interest you in an upgrade?”
“I don’t think legroom is going to be an issue.”
“No, it’s not a full flight today.”
“Sorry, we’re still on preboarding.”
“Would you like an aisle seat or a window seat?”
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