CONTEST #475 OF 481, MAY 18, 2015

FIRST PLACE  "Invent a job!" Submitted by Andrew Seward Frederick, Md.

SECOND PLACE  "I have a plan to monetize your diet." Submitted by Jeffrey Dabe Delaware, Ohio

THIRD PLACE  "Any new cave paintings?" Submitted by Roger K. Miller Menomonee Falls, Wis

Joel's:

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

“Am I headed toward Jurassic Park?”

“Seriously, you don’t know where the new opera house is?  Have you been living in a cave or something?”

“You must be a hipster.”