Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

CONTEST #473 OF 481, MAY 4, 2015





FIRST PLACE

"They can't be that advanced—there's no bagel setting."
Submitted by David Onken
Milwaukee, Wis.
SECOND PLACE

"Stay back! They may have gluten!"
Submitted by Allison Hart Lengyel
Shaw Island, Wash.
THIRD PLACE

"They seem too skinny for carb-based life-forms."
Submitted by Thomas Asp
Seattle, Wash.


Joel's:

“They may not save the world, but at least they’ll save the screen.”

“It doesn’t look anything like the Earth’s crust, does it?”

“Take me to your butter.”

“I knew there was other carb-based life in the universe!”

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