Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

CONTEST #474 OF 481, MAY 11, 2015



FIRST PLACE

"Legally, we're a farm."
Submitted by Brendan Keefe
New Haven, Conn.
SECOND PLACE

"Let's see how sustainable his job is."
Submitted by David Schmerler
New York, N.Y.
THIRD PLACE

"The third quarter is going to be delicious."
Submitted by John Perra
Charleston, S.C.


Joel's:

“He thinks inside the box.”

“Walter doesn’t play well with others.”

“He’s forecasting managed growth for next quarter.”

“This division is growing.”

“He’s leaning in.”

“In so many offices, gardening is just a metaphor.  Here, it’s a reality.”

“Horace is not afraid to get a little dirty.”

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