FIRST PLACE
"He was deemed a
flight risk."
Submitted by Julia Bindler
Mamaroneck, N.Y.
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SECOND PLACE
"Never, ever put
me in assisted living."
Submitted by David Wilkner
Pawtucket, R.I.
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THIRD PLACE
"Is it weird that
we have a pet?"
Submitted by Flannery Mack
Salt Lake City, Utah
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“The thing that bothers me most about gated communities is how superior they act.”
“I know why the caged bird sings.”
“Always do what I say, or you’ll end up behind bars too.”
“That’s what happens to little birds that don’t eat all their worms.”
“You should have seen the other guy.”
“Actually, the open floor plan makes it feel roomier than it looks from the outside.”
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