CONTEST #463 OF 481, FEBRUARY 16, 2015

FIRST PLACE "This town ain't big enough for anyone." Submitted by Ilan Moskowitz, Tenafly, N.J.

SECOND PLACE "This looks like a good place to set up camp."  Submitted by Andrew Vuilleumier, New York, N.Y.

THIRD PLACE "Are you sure he said high tide?" Alison Green, New York, N.Y.

Joel's:

Watering your horse in the age of climate change.

“I’d better tell Black Bart that this town really isn’t big enough for the both of us.”

“Maybe I should have told Black Bart to meet me at high noon rather than high tide.”

“I’m sick of being stuck in a one horse town.”

“We won’t be riding off into the sunset tonight, old girl.”