Contest #134 of 167, February 25, 2008

First Place BUY > "Next time can we just get flu shots like everyone else?" Submitted by Matthew May Westlake Village, Calif. Second Place BUY > "Don't sexual fantasies usually involve sex at some point?" Submitted by Alex Goulder Boulder, Colo. Third Place BUY > "Not tonight, dear. I have acute radiation poisoning." Submitted by Stephen Schwartz Wilmette, Ill. Your Caption BUY > "I know it's a cliche, but sometimes discretion really is the best part of valor." "Turn me loose tonight: I'm radioactive." "You feeling frisky?" Submitted by Joel Jacobs Berkeley, CA