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Joel’s:
"Darling, you're the only woman in the world for me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. No, not you in the second table on my right. You, at the table right in front of me."
"This time, Harriet, it's my turn to lecture you."
"I know you're asking yourself: how can I order the steak, and still retire early?"
"If selected as your husband, I will raise your tax bracket, and let household spending get out of control. My opponent can't make those promises."
"The lady will have the Salmon, and I'll do a little something called The Human Beatbox."
"On this, the occasion of our 50th wedding anniversary, I would like to serenade my bride with that old ditty, 'Life Ain't Nothin' But Bitches and Money.'"
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| First Place BUY > "And, if you elect me, all Americans will be able to choose soup and salad!"
Submitted by Peter LaMassa
Massapequa Park, N.Y. | Second Place BUY > "What's your stance on first-date sex? You have two minutes to respond."
Submitted by Frank Campanella
New York, N.Y. | Third Place BUY > "The ratatouille is good today. I am the owner and I approve this message."
Submitted by Jean Pyle
Hawthorne, N.J. | |
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