Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contest #147 of 167, May 26, 2008



Your Caption

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"Objection to the word 'killer.'"
Submitted by Joel Jacobs
Oakland, CA


First Place

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
Submitted by Will Simon
Brooklyn, N.Y.

Second Place

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"My client maintains that the penguin had a gun!"
Submitted by Dan Von Kohorn
Chestnut Hill, Mass.

Third Place

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"I demand a change of venue to a maritime court!"
Submitted by S. Michael Ricciardi
Watchung, N.J.


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