 | JOEL'S:
1. "I'm working on a catchphrase. What rhymes with 'Every time the Batmobile's siren sounds'?"
2. "Hey, if you think I look silly, you should see what Aquaman looks like up here."
3. "They were out of the poofy ones when I arrived."
4. "Could have been worse. At least they gave me literal bat wings."
5. "Sure, the feathers look pretty and all, but these ones actually work."
6. "And check it out: they gave me sonar too!"
7. "In life, I was a huge baseball fan, but somewhere along the line there was a big misunderstanding."
8. "How ya doing?" "Not bat, you?"
9. "Know where I can get some blood to drink around here?"
10. "Another church bell rang, but guess what was in the belfry?
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| First Place BUY > "It just looked so uncool to wear a seat belt in the Batmobile."
Submitted by Steve Rogers
Los Angeles, Calif. | Second Place BUY > "I'm allergic to down."
Submitted by Zach Wilson
St. Paul, Minn. | Third Place BUY > "I only got halfway through my deathbed conversion."
Submitted by Mark Blankenship
Brooklyn, N.Y.
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