Contest #146 of 167, May 19, 2008

JOEL'S: “I was hoping that this interview would flesh out your resume, but I can see that's not going to happen." "My biggest weakness? I've been told I lack depth." "You make a better window than a door." "Your cover letter also says you have a nose for detail." "Your resume seemed a bit thin, but now I can see why." "I won't make any stick figure jokes if you forego the comments about me looking like Homer Simpson with hair." "I think this position could add a whole new dimension to my experience." "What you see is pretty much what you get."

First Place BUY > "I'm sorry, this is Tic-Tac-Toe—applications for Hangman are down the hall." Submitted by Gavrilo Gnatovich Tucson, Ariz. Second Place BUY > "Besides being a stick, what is your greatest weakness?" Submitted by Roxie June Window Rock, Ariz. Third Place BUY > "It was a rough divorce, but she didn't get the Happy Face." Submitted by David Duty Austin, Tex.