Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contest #143 of 167, April 28, 2008




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JOEL'S:


"True, but on the other hand, the boss didn't tell us NOT to bring inflatable girlfriends to the meeting."


First Place

BUY >

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine."
Submitted by Rose Locander
Waukesha, Wis.

Second Place

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"I couldn't find a real naked woman to ride with me in the H.O.V. lane."
Submitted by Brian Julius
Washington, D.C.

Third Place

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"She's my Seeing Eye doll."
Submitted by Abigail Crim
Greenbelt, Md.

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