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Joel’s ideas:
"Well, Doctor, I'm a little apprehensive about public speaking, and sometimes I feel frustrated, like my job isn't very meaningful. That's about it. Oh wait, there was one other thing."
"I'm sorry, David, but we're going to have to focus on your relationship issues. Your insurance doesn't cover hallucinations."
"Well, I don't really feel any better than when I started. I just like coming here because your office is so nice."
"No, David, they're real. Just kidding! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Well, I see our time is up."
"My hunch is you're having trouble leaving your job at the office."
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| First Place BUY > "I'm haunted by the faces of my victims."
Submitted by Tom Buckner
Asheville, N.C. | Second Place BUY > "You think this is bad? I used to be a proctologist."
Submitted by David Krieger
Taylors, S.C. | Third Place BUY > "Just once, I'd like it to be fish and chips."
Submitted by Jean Turlington
Clinton, N.C. | |
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