Joel’s:
"The disclosures mention that the tenants may be difficult to evict."
"Are you sure this is a good time for a tour?"
"It looks very cozy."
"It's in our price range, but I'm worried about the location. I've heard some bad things about Hell."
"The neighbors seem friendly, and there's a church right around the corner."
"The previous owner used it for a Bikram yoga studio."
"The papers don't list the name of the seller. It just says 'confidential.'"
"Clients don't usually ask that question. I'm afraid the commission offered is confidential."
"This is a place we could stay in for a long time."
"I think they could be flexible. It's been on the market a long time."
"The notes say that he's in a bind, because he's way behind, and he's willing to make a deal."
"I don't think financing will be an issue."
"It's been very well maintained."
"It's not a 'drive-by.'"
"Oh, one more thing. About your signature on the offer."
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| First Place BUY > "The seller is extremely motivated."
Submitted by Mariam Erenburg
New York, N.Y. | Second Place BUY > "The heating system is pretty old but very reliable."
Submitted by Shawna Bryan
Andover, Ohio | Third Place BUY > "I strongly recommend that you read the fine print on this one."
Submitted by Phil Schatz
New York, N.Y. | |
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