Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contest #158 of 167, September 1, 2008




Joel’s:

"Frank, did you want your raspberry sorbet in a cone or in a cup?"

"Oh, please tell us what the 'high tide surprise' is."

"I mean, don't take this the wrong way, but they promised the next one would be a woman."

"Actually, would you mind moving a foot to the left, so I can get some shade?"

"I remember when I thought it was funny too."


First Place

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"You got that? Three bottled waters, two sodas, one coffee, and six straws."
Submitted by Robin McCauley
Newport News, Va.

Second Place

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"Run! The kid with the little red shovel is coming back!"
Submitted by Timothy Gunn
New York, N.Y.

Third Place

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"We save a bundle on suntan lotion."
Submitted by Pedro Diaz
Nyack, N.Y.

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