Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contest #166 of 167, October 27, 2008





JOEL'S:

“Man, do I feel stiff this morning."


"I love the feel of Egyptian cotton."

"Talk about the sleep of the dead: you were out cold last night!"

"I feel exhausted. I was up half the night sarcoughing."

"Please turn out the light, honey. I'm ready for the afterlife."

"This hotel room feels pretty spacious, at least compared to what we're used to."



First Place

BUY >

"No, no—you're the archeologist this time!"
Submitted by Eric Reid
Natick, Mass.

Second Place

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"This should keep Emily from running to our bed every time she has a bad dream."
Submitted by Sami Haque
Carol Stream, Ill.

Third Place

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"It feels good to get out of the museum for a night."
Submitted by Frank Campanella
New York, N.Y.

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