 | " Joel’s ideas:
1. "Dammit. That's the fifth one in a row that's already occupied."
2. "Oh, there's my cab. Anybody know the fastest route to the lobby from here?"
3. "Oh, there's my cab. Hey, to get to the airport at this hour, would you guys go via the lobby or the roof?"
4. "Actually, this is the easy part. He's driving me to Ellis Island."
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| First Place BUY > "When you don't want one, they're everywhere."
Submitted by Christopher Kemp
Rogers, Ark. | Second Place BUY > "Why can't he take a limo like the rest of us?"
Submitted by Chip Mergott
Stockton, N.J. | Third Place BUY > "I'll concede I'm drunk, but you could have just taken my keys from me."
Submitted by Mark Nebrig
Charlotte, N.C. |
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