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"You said 'drop in any time.'"
"Harry, did you order a paratrooper?"
"Oh, Fred! You and your wife had a falling out again!"
"I would have called first, but it's those darn FAA regulations."
"Sorry I'm early, but there wasn't much wind." ("Sorry I'm early, but I forget to pull the string for a litte while." "Sorry I'm early, but there was a hole in my chute.")
"Peter, I've decided I need one of those relationships with no strings." Submitted by Joel Jacobs Oakland, CA | |
| First Place BUY > "Apparently, American now charges extra for landings." Submitted by Steve Hoglund Auburn, Wash. | Second Place BUY > "Are you sure you're ovulating now?" Submitted by Natalie O'Connell City Island, N.Y. | Third Place BUY > "Can I borrow your Cessna?" Submitted by Michael Embley Austin, Texas | Your Caption BUY >
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