Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contest #149 of 167, June 9, 2008





"You said 'drop in any time.'"

"Harry, did you order a paratrooper?"

"Oh, Fred! You and your wife had a falling out again!"

"I would have called first, but it's those darn FAA regulations."

"Sorry I'm early, but there wasn't much wind." ("Sorry I'm early, but I forget to pull the string for a litte while." "Sorry I'm early, but there was a hole in my chute.")


"Peter, I've decided I need one of those relationships with no strings."
Submitted by Joel Jacobs
Oakland, CA


First Place

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"Apparently, American now charges extra for landings."
Submitted by Steve Hoglund
Auburn, Wash.

Second Place

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"Are you sure you're ovulating now?"
Submitted by Natalie O'Connell
City Island, N.Y.

Third Place

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"Can I borrow your Cessna?"
Submitted by Michael Embley
Austin, Texas

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