Failed captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contest #132 of 167, February 4, 2008


First Place


“We're all out of the blood of your enemies. You'll have to settle for marmalade.”
Submitted by Jason Beck
Los Angeles, Calif.

Second Place

“If you didn't want crusts, you should have said so.”
Submitted by Vic Comello
Franklin Park, Ill.

Third Place

“How many cubicles will you conquer today, hon?”
Submitted by Scott Corlett
San Francisco, Calif.

Joel's Captions

"Harry, that was not what I meant when I asked you not to use the good silver."

"Whatever. I'm still not addressing you as 'Lester the Great.'"

Submitted by Joel Jacobs
Berkeley, CA

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

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