Joel’s:
"Yes, things are getting better. But we're not out of the woods yet."
"I haven't been known for addressing animal concerns in the past, but I'm ready to give it a shot. Uh, I mean, a try."
"Questions? Yes, you behind the tree, with the nice rack."
"Ask not what you can do for your country: I've stepped in too much doo today already."
"I know you're hurting. I make this promise to you: no new axes."
"I said 'thanks, but no thanks" to the Bridge to Town."
"You can put lipstick on a human, but it's still not a pig."
"I want to put an end to slash and burn politics."
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| First Place BUY > "Read my lips—no new taxidermy."
Submitted by Eric Kneedler
Bethesda, Md. | Second Place BUY > "As a weasel, I need your vote."
Submitted by Mike Millner
Chapel Hill, N.C. | Third Place BUY > "O.K., who pooped on the lectern?"
Submitted by Michael Morris
New Haven, Conn. | |
1 comment:
Okay, 'nice rack' is definitely funnier than the three winners.
You're on to something here, I tell ya.
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